Turn red already!

We have so many green tomatoes in our garden. 

I'm so excited!

But I'm also very impatient. Turn red (or yellow or white or purple) already! I want to eat you!  

I already have many tomato salad recipes picked out. 

I've been training the tomato vines up the lattices, and I have to say, I love the smell of tomato plants! They are better than roses! (But I harbor an extreme dislike for roses, so....)

Don't worry! You won't smell me wearing tomato purfume any time soon! 

If I could fine one, I might burn a tomato plant scented candle, though. Maybe. 

Well, that's my little bit of weird for the day! 

I'm going to cool off with some sparkling lemonade.