Upon learning that many bloggers bestow new names upon their significant others, Chris was appalled to find out that I call him, well, Chris.
He has insisted that he should be "Sir Elbert Farnsworth," not to be confused with "Sir Albert Farnsworth" the "arrogant British colonel" from a random episode of Wagon Train, a TV series I didn't even realize existed until Chris started hating his name.
Take that up with your parental units, hun.
I could always call you dunder buns or muffin face or something equally ridiculous, you know!
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